New thread for 2010 jokes

Those were awesome like that kind of stuff.

Beesting, Snok, this one's really tricky. Can you see the green Nikes??

:laugh:

the baby one took me ages.

The first one is cool. After a while they just start poppin up.

Nope, Im struggling to find them, lol

Same, I dont get it. You mean the shoes??? There is an arrow pointing at them ?!?!? :laugh:

@Yohimbe - Very nice pic, but those hotpants were soooooo photoshopped.......
Same here..........(Sorry, pic failed to upload, twice)

BB_guy wrote:

Same, I dont get it. You mean the shoes??? There is an arrow pointing at them ?!?!? :laugh:

An arrow?? Oh you mean the camel toe

North_Boy1 wrote:

@Yohimbe - Very nice pic, but those hotpants were soooooo photoshopped.......
Same here..........

Your supposed to be looking for the shoes.

What same here? Didn't attach, but I'm curious

Yohimbe wrote:

BB_guy wrote:

Same, I dont get it. You mean the shoes??? There is an arrow pointing at them ?!?!? :laugh:

An arrow?? Oh you mean the camel toe

yes the arrow ( )V( )... is pointing at them :laugh:

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say
“We are going to have 8 to 10 centimetres of snow to-day. You must park your
car on the even numbered side of the road, so the snowplough can get
through.”

Norman’s wife goes out & moves her car.

A week later they are eating breakfast when the radio announcer says “We are
expecting 10 to 12 centimes of snow to-day. You must park your car on the
odd number side of the road, so that the snowplough can get through.

Norman’s wife goes out to move her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says
“We are expecting 12 to 14 centimetre of snow to-day. You must park your
car………………” then the power goes off.

Norman’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says
“Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the road do I need to park on
so the snowplough can get through?”

With the love & understanding in his voice like all men who are married to
blondes. Norman says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”

In Soweto
A dark complexioned man finds a dusty old bottle in Soweto.
He dusts it off and a genie appears, offering him 3 wishes.

"E wanna de Maciedies" - Poof a big, black Merc appears.
"E wanna de beeg hows" - Poof a mansion appears.
"E wanna be white likka de baas - Poof he becomes white Poof the car and the house vanish.
"How Wa!!! Wezma Maciedies ene ma hows!!??"

To which the genie replies - "You're a white man now, you must work for it!"

Go ninja go ninja go

Thanx, I really needed that laugh

Beesting wrote:

Thanx, I really needed that laugh

Laugh at others misfortunes? I'm just appalled

Choose your prank victims carefully

Yohimbe wrote:

Choose your prank victims carefully

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WAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA poor kid :laugh:

From 01 October 2009, the following changes in story books will be put
into place:


1 SNOW WHITE becomes COAL BLACK.
2 GOLDILOCKS becomes DREADLOCKS.
3 HANSEL & GRETEL becomes SIPHO & THANDI.
4 JACK & THE BEANSTALK becomes ZUMA & THE DAGGA PLANT.
5 LIEWE HEKSIE becomes LOVELY FELICIA.
6 RED RIDING HOOD becomes RIDING IN THE HOOD.
7 THE WOLF becomes THE TOKOLOSH.
8 THE THREE LITTLE PIGGIES become GOODNESS, GIFT & PRECIOUS.
9 BARBIE becomes MODJADJI.
10 LITTLE MERMAID becomes LITTLE HOUSE MAID.
11 THE SMURFS become THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS.
12 ALICE IN WONDERLAND becomes BUSI IN GAUTENG.
13 THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES becomes MBEKI GOES GUCCI.
14 THE PRINCESS AND THE PEA becomes MANTO AND THE AFRICAN POTATO.
15 LITTLE BO PEEP becomes JULIUS MALEMA