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WHAHAHAAAA OMG HAHAHAAAAAAA That is so terribly sick(Funny)sick(funny) Varknaaier !

That dude is lucky I wasn't one of the residents there, he'd be a disabled Robert Kaweesa by now

I hope he finds true love soon....... :laugh: :laugh:

I doubt any woman would want to find true love with that man

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Beesting wrote:

I doubt any woman would want to find true love with that man

:laugh: Bee, I wasn't talking about a woman :laugh:


When animal rights activists get hold of him they gonna drill his whopper in his ass and make a handbag of him....

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I like how the reporter writes..."on interrorgation kaweewa confessed to have entered ....."

Best SA 2010 World Cup Add

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An Israeli doctor says : "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A South African doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work."

Beesting wrote:

That dude is lucky I wasn't one of the residents there, he'd be a disabled Robert Kaweesa by now

Maybe it was consensual Any port in a storm

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, " we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!
"Very good," said her mother.
" Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, ' we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde"
"The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled " we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36c's.
"Very good," said her embarassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, honey. It's because you're 24!"

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline..............



Got a freakin Call Centre that turned out to be in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal..........
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
BASTARDS !!!!!

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A drunken man stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the old country preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." So the minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks."No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I have not, Reverend."

The preacher now holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in exasperation, "Man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

What do you call a parrot with a raincoat on??

POLY-UNSATURATED

I was wondering when there wld be an answer to that

Ha ha sting:

Building the suspense:)

'n regte boer seun is opgewonde want hy vat vir Kelly die engelse girl uit vir Pizza.
Jan staan die hele dag en oefen sy tenses en sinne "She is",
"They are" etc.
Die aand tel Jan vir Kelly op en is heavy gestress.
Hy trek daar weg en kom by 'n stop straat.
Hy kyk links en soos hy will regs kyk vra hy vir Kelly:
"Are ......your kant clean?"

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Next Time I see a metro cop....

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Mugshot of a random guy resembling Jack from lost