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Kills my sides!

Alpha story from the original DYEl:"Woke up today and i felt like the whole word on my shoulders, something was wrong. I got up out of bed and walked to the shower to have my morning bat and almost ripped my dog in half when it came up to greet me. Something was really wrong. As I turned on the water to have a decent bat, I didnt feel like it. Something was really REALLY wrong.
As I got ready for the gym, nothing was going right, I had run out of protein so I had to use raw eggs. I had run out of syringes to shoot up tren with. This was not going to be a good day.....for everyone else. As I downed my eggs I began trembling, these withdrawals were killing me, I had to have some sort of supp in me soon.
I walk outside to my car and thought it better not drive, wouldnotwanttokillmyself/10. So I decided to walk to my local supp store, R.I.P. gains. As I was slowly hating myself for going catabolic, I saw Suzy, the 48 year old cougar ganga going for a run. She comes up to me and says "hey babe!" I grunt in return. Bitch starts talking about this new protein she's on, I hear the words Gaspari, my rage starts building, she then says that she's not eating any fats to lose weight, rage building, told me she stopped squatting because her ass was getting big, rage now at critical levels. She then mentioned CrossFit, that's when I had enough. I quickly grabbed her before she could run off and shoved her onto the pavement. Took my pants off and then took a shit all over her, before she could reply and say anything I gave her a swift roundhouse to the ovaries and she fucking stayed down.
Now I was on a war path, I saw some cunt driving a Nissan Micra, I broke his window and pulled him out, and started force-feeding him concrete and telling him to harden the fuck up. His girlfriend came up to me yelling so I shoved my index finger into her vagine and then flexed. Safe to say I burst open her uterus and she bled to death.
I was getting to the supp store though, I could already taste the 100% gold standard washing down my oesophagus and quenching the protein deprived beast inside. So I started running, I didnt care about about my gains anymore I just wanted that sweet nectar. I finally got there, burst through the door and eagerly looked around.
It felt like I had walked into a nightmare. There was nothing but Gaspari everywhere....I almost cried..but then I remembered I'm alpha as fuck, so I turned to the store owner and picked him up off the ground, I shoved my hand into his insides and tore them out and devoured them; this had to sustain me until I got to another protein source. I looked at the mirror and seen what I had become....I was a monster, I was no longer human, I was transforming, I was becoming the alpha of all. I ran out of the store howling like a mad man and that's the last thing I remember before waking up in the desert with only my blue pants on, torn and stretched.
Moral of the story, remember to keep your supp supply ample brahs, or else bad things happen."

@RontheSavage

What is the most difficult part of Cross Fit?

Rooi Bul 86 wrote: What is the most difficult part of Cross Fit?

Telling your parents you're gay :lol:

You said it....

MY WIFE :blush:

PraetorXII wrote: MY WIFE :blush:

Lies.

Apparently her name is Misty Anderson.
www.girlswithmuscle.com/pictures/misty+anderson

Furk wrote:

PraetorXII wrote: MY WIFE :blush:

Lies.


Apparently her name is Misty Anderson.
www.girlswithmuscle.com/pictures/misty+anderson

Uhhhh my future wife haha kan n ou nie bietjie droom nie...

hahaha FFS how do you mix up sperm and yogurt??

Nee man Furk you can't diss Hell Boy like that?

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In response to all the Pokémon Go memes.

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One of my friends who is on Testen for the first time thought I was talking shit about its possible pip, haha the other day he tunes me what can he get for the pip cause people are telling him his walking around like he's got dick problems... ahhh pip jo bliksem....

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Passop dis rof

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Passop dis rof

GOLDEN RULES OF F**ING
1.F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmful if done
every day of your life .
2.F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3.F***ing refreshes you.
4.After F***ing dont eat too much go for more liquids.
5.Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.
So...
FASTING is good for your health


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Bwahaha!

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The effects of whey protein
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