lees!!!!!!!

Die Bulls Supporter

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy, as die gemiddelde Bloubul ondersteuner, se IK verskyn agter op die rug
van jul kaptein se trui. Saterdae, vir 80 minute lank, roteer een breinsel
tussen jou en die 70 000 ander soos jy. "Liefling" en "Bloubul" was vooraf
in jou memory chip in geprogrammeer. Jy ry waarskynlik 'n 4X4, dra
"two-tone" hemde, PT-broeke en rugbykouse. Jou selfoon is waarskynlik groter
as jou tottie, maar beslis kleiner as jou snor. Jou bek is die grootste op
enige "party".

b. Gunsteling voertuig

Enigiets wat duurder as jou buurman s'n is. Waarskynlik 'n Prado, Mercedes
of Audi.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Brannas en Castle, want dit maak jou dapper genoeg om jou vrou by die huis
te gaan probeer bliksem nadat jou span (alweer) verloor het


Sharks

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy is 'n undercover moffie al het jy 'n vrou en tien kinders. Jou vrou is
heel moontlik ook queer of alternatiewelik 'n "sex change". Jy dra Raybans
en fokken lelike klere. Jy het vasgesteek by Bob Marley en rook steeds boom
saam met jou oupa.

b. Gunsteling voertuig

Onder die dekmantel van "karre is wêreldsgoed" ry jy alles wat kak is omdat
jy niks beter kan bekostig nie.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Enigiets wat jy verniet kan kry. Sedert die einde van Lion Ale is jy basies
gefok!

Cheetahs

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy gee die konsep "oningelig" 'n heeltemal nuwe betekenis. Besoekers aan
Bloemfontein beland elke keer by die Ford-garage wanneer hulle verwysings
vra na die naaste Escort Agency! Die enigste ding platter as jou provinsie
se vlaktes is jou kop. Die feit dat jy nog altyd dink dat die "stock
exchange" vendusie-krale is, is bewys hiervan.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Enigiets wat met diesel werk. Jy is diesel-befok. Selfs jou dogter se nuwe
vibrator is diesel-aangedrewe.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Shooters. Enige shooters. Vandat jou seun op Tukkies studeer, het shooters
veld gewen in jou provinsie.



Stormers

a. Persoonlikheid

Die enigste organisme meer arrogant as jy, word nog ontwikkel.. Jy verkeer
skynbaar onder die indruk dat alle lede van homo- sapiens moerse beïndruk is
met 'n platberg, suurwyn en vrot snoek. Jou "laidback" lewensstyl is jou
verskoning om luigatgeit te regverdig. Jou idée van "foreplay" is 'n
losskrum.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Iets met wiele, maar verkieslik rónde wiele.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Met die koms van Tik is dop nie meer belangrik nie, maar op die fly sal jy
waarskynlik 'n paar mondevol bloutrein bitter moeilik kan weerstaan.



Lions

a. Persoonlikheid

Jou oumagrootjie was die eerste prostituut op die Johannesburgse goudvelde.
Jy gaan kyk net rugby op Ellispark as jou span wen. Ellispark is dus 'n
uiters vreemde planeet vir jou. Anders as ander spanne se ondersteuners moer
jy jou vrou wanneer jou span wen. Dus is jou uitgebreide familie reeds vyf
geslagte sonder vroueslaners.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Enigiets wat maklik gesteel kan word.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Vodka, Black Label en Cutex-remover.

missiondh wrote:

Die Bulls Supporter

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy, as die gemiddelde Bloubul ondersteuner, se IK verskyn agter op die rug
van jul kaptein se trui. Saterdae, vir 80 minute lank, roteer een breinsel
tussen jou en die 70 000 ander soos jy. "Liefling" en "Bloubul" was vooraf
in jou memory chip in geprogrammeer. Jy ry waarskynlik 'n 4X4, dra
"two-tone" hemde, PT-broeke en rugbykouse. Jou selfoon is waarskynlik groter
as jou tottie, maar beslis kleiner as jou snor. Jou bek is die grootste op
enige "party".

b. Gunsteling voertuig

Enigiets wat duurder as jou buurman s'n is. Waarskynlik 'n Prado, Mercedes
of Audi.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Brannas en Castle, want dit maak jou dapper genoeg om jou vrou by die huis
te gaan probeer bliksem nadat jou span (alweer) verloor het


Sharks

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy is 'n undercover moffie al het jy 'n vrou en tien kinders. Jou vrou is
heel moontlik ook queer of alternatiewelik 'n "sex change". Jy dra Raybans
en fokken lelike klere. Jy het vasgesteek by Bob Marley en rook steeds boom
saam met jou oupa.

b. Gunsteling voertuig

Onder die dekmantel van "karre is wêreldsgoed" ry jy alles wat kak is omdat
jy niks beter kan bekostig nie.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Enigiets wat jy verniet kan kry. Sedert die einde van Lion Ale is jy basies
gefok!

Cheetahs

a. Persoonlikheid

Jy gee die konsep "oningelig" 'n heeltemal nuwe betekenis. Besoekers aan
Bloemfontein beland elke keer by die Ford-garage wanneer hulle verwysings
vra na die naaste Escort Agency! Die enigste ding platter as jou provinsie
se vlaktes is jou kop. Die feit dat jy nog altyd dink dat die "stock
exchange" vendusie-krale is, is bewys hiervan.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Enigiets wat met diesel werk. Jy is diesel-befok. Selfs jou dogter se nuwe
vibrator is diesel-aangedrewe.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Shooters. Enige shooters. Vandat jou seun op Tukkies studeer, het shooters
veld gewen in jou provinsie.



Stormers

a. Persoonlikheid

Die enigste organisme meer arrogant as jy, word nog ontwikkel.. Jy verkeer
skynbaar onder die indruk dat alle lede van homo- sapiens moerse beïndruk is
met 'n platberg, suurwyn en vrot snoek. Jou "laidback" lewensstyl is jou
verskoning om luigatgeit te regverdig. Jou idée van "foreplay" is 'n
losskrum.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Iets met wiele, maar verkieslik rónde wiele.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Met die koms van Tik is dop nie meer belangrik nie, maar op die fly sal jy
waarskynlik 'n paar mondevol bloutrein bitter moeilik kan weerstaan.



Lions

a. Persoonlikheid

Jou oumagrootjie was die eerste prostituut op die Johannesburgse goudvelde.
Jy gaan kyk net rugby op Ellispark as jou span wen. Ellispark is dus 'n
uiters vreemde planeet vir jou. Anders as ander spanne se ondersteuners moer
jy jou vrou wanneer jou span wen. Dus is jou uitgebreide familie reeds vyf
geslagte sonder vroueslaners.

b. Gunsteling Voertuig

Enigiets wat maklik gesteel kan word.

c. Gunsteling Dop

Vodka, Black Label en Cutex-remover.

:clapclap :rock :haha

A couple with a child are in court to finalise their divorce.

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: why not?
Child: he beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: Bafana Bafana.
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

Ayoba!!!!!!!!!!!!!

North_Boy1 wrote:

A couple with a child are in court to finalise their divorce.

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: why not?
Child: he beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: Bafana Bafana.
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

Ayoba!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the money there! :clapclap

A teacher in a Detroit Michigan kindergarten class asked her students if
they could tell the class what sound a pig makes ...

Little Tyrone stood up proudly and said:

"Up against the wall, you motherfucker!"

JAN van Brakpan bel die tandarts

"Howzit Dokter, wat kos dit om ’n tand te trek?"
"Die totale koste sal R285 wees"
"Bliksem! Vir wat so duur?"
"Ons moet eers konsulteer, dan ’n x-straal neem en dan kan ons eers trek"
"Wat sal die prys wees as ons die konsultasie en die x-ray skip"
"Jong, dit bring ’n bietjie risiko mee maar sal die prys afbring na R157"
"En as ons dit sonder verdowing doen?"
"Dit is nie gewone praktyk nie en gaan bitter seer wees maar sal ’n verdere R20 goedkoper wees"
"Wat van as een van jou trainees die tand trek?"
"Ek kan dan nie professionaliteit waarborg nie maar dit sal die koste verminder na R75"
"Great! Hoekom laat ons nie een van jou studentjies die tand trek terwyl die ander studente toekyk as deel van hulle opleiding?"
"Dit sal goed wees vir die studente maar dit kan baie traumaties raak vir die pasient. Sou ons hierdie roete gaan sal ek jou slegs R10 vra."
"Nou praat jy my taal my tjomma!! Kan ons dan ’n afspraak bevestig vir my vrou vir Dinsdag 9-uur?"

An attractive Russian woman married a Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Sydney. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Very impressed her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Soon afterwards she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse and flashed the butcher her breasts. The goggle-eyed butcher understood after three attempts and gave her some chicken breasts.

Then the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


What were you
thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered..

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Again, they all answered 'No!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?

A six year-old boy shouted out YUV GOTTA BE FUK'N' DEAD!

North_Boy1 wrote:

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Hmm... :hmm

Well that might explain one or two things about you... I guess now we know why your "soldier" doesn't perform with women!

Inja wrote:

North_Boy1 wrote:

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Hmm... :hmm

Well that might explain one or two things about you... I guess now we know why your "soldier" doesn't perform with women!

:laugh: :laugh:

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A.. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.


Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!

Inja wrote:

North_Boy1 wrote:

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Hmm... :hmm

Well that might explain one or two things about you... I guess now we know why your "soldier" doesn't perform with women!

Inja - Sunday school teacher(woman) is supposed to love her husband???

But I see where you coming from.......In any case I copied and pasted the joke.....so please don't shoot the messenger.....
LOL......

This one actually happened at Harvard University . In a biology class,
The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked,
"If I understand what you are saying,
there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add much
Statistical data.

Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor
Girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had
said (or rather implied), she picked up her books
Without a word and walked out of the class.

However, as she was going out of the door,
the professor's reply was a classic.

Totally straight-faced, he answered her question,

"It doesn't, taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness
are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.”

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

North_Boy1 wrote:

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

:laugh: :laugh:

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu

Decided to emigrate to the United States.

In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.


Chu became Chuck.

Bu became Buck.

Hu became Huck.


Su and Fu decided to stay in China .

When love fades.......

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice
from the kitchen.

What would you like for dinner love? Chicken, beef or lamb ?


He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

"Fuck You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,
Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one
who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I
have to lay you or Jack off."

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit.'
:laugh:

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for Cretins!)


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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK)

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? (France )
A: Only at Christmas..
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

’n Gewapende rower wat 12 mense by ’n huis in Queenswood, Pretoria, oorval en glo “een vir een” wou skiet, het sy eie penis met sy gesteelde vuurwapen afgeskiet.

Nóg ’n rower is op die toneel doodgeskiet.

Die beseerde rower het die vuurwapen voor in sy broek versteek. Toe hy dit uithaal, het ’n skoot afgegaan en hy het homself raak geskiet. Volgens ’n ingeligte op die toneel is dié rower se besering so erg dat dokters nie sy geslagdeel sou kon aanwerk nie.

Kapt. Collette Weilbach, polisiewoordvoerder, het gesê Vrydagaand om 20:00 het die gesin wat beroof is se huiswerker alarm gemaak toe sy twee vreemde mans in die erf sien.

Die gesin wil anoniem bly.

Volgens Weilbach het die gesin gaste gehad en was daar 12 mense, wat volwassenes en kinders ingesluit het.

“Die rowers het die huis geplunder en die mense gedreig en gesê hulle gaan hulle een vir een skiet.”

Sy het gesê in daardie stadium het die gesin se 35-jarige seun saam met veiligheidswagte by die huis aangekom.

“Die seun het twee skote op ’n man geskiet toe dié ’n wapen op sy pa gerig het. Die rower is in die kop getref en hy is op die toneel dood.”

Die ander twee het gevlug. Familielede wat hulle van Montana daarheen gehaas het, was naby die huis toe hulle een van die rowers aangekeer en in ’n voertuig gelaai het. Dit is tóé dat die skoot afgegaan en hy homself raak geskiet het.


- Beeld

:haha

Justice!!! :dance :haha :cheers

Koos went hunting one day and shot two Impala.

He loaded them onto the back of his bakkie and was driving home when
stopped by a Game Warden who did not like hunters.
The warden ordered Koos to show him his hunting licence ,which was
duly produced. Then the warden lifted the covers off the bakkie and
stuck his nose into one of the bucks asses.

"Haaikona this is not a local Impala . This one is from the Free State
and you need a Free State licence to kill it.Do you have one?"

Koos opened the cubby-hole and produced one.

Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other
animal and gleefully shouted: "This one is from Lesotho.

Do you have a Lesotho licence?"

The hunter went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence.

The warden was very agitated and shouted:"Where the
hell are you from?"

Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles,bent
forward and said: "You tell me .......You're the expert!"

Wow, dis nogal 'n happy ending...

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to
use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to
use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to
see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I
wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny
before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the
word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten
buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten
eight."

The teacher sat down and cried

Die lyk van ‘n jong man is gisteraand met laagwater onder die N1 brug in die
Klein Brak rivier deur 'n hengelaar gevind , het die Mediabeampte van die
plaaslike Polisie berig.

Die oorledene se naam sal eers bekend gemaak word sodra sy naasbestaandes in
kennis gestel is.

Dit wil voorkom of die oorledene onder die invloed van drank was toe hy die
rivier probeer oorsteek het.

Die oorledene was swaar gegrimeer en was geklee in visnetsykouse, ’n kort
rooi miniromp en ’n geel Malema T-hempie.

‘n Komkommer was ook in sy anus gevind.

Om sy familie en naasbestaandes die verleentheid te spaar het die polisie
die jongman se hemp verwyder.