Dilemma

Beesting wrote:

Lets just face the fact that men cant fake orgasms, us women will know

lmao...you think????

Ya I do and its not like men make groaning noises like I've heard some women make...or do you?...thus making it even harder for men to fake it

Beesting wrote:

Ya I do and its not like men make groaning noises like I've heard some women make...or do you?...thus making it even harder for men to fake it

Not that i ever needed to fake an orgasm,but if i had to 1 day im sure i could get away with it.There are certain vibrations a womans body makes when she orgasms that cant be faked,with men its just about speeding it up at the end with a few ooooh's and aaaah's.

Beesting wrote:

Ya I do and its not like men make groaning noises like I've heard some women make...or do you?...thus making it even harder for men to fake it

Hi Bee, Would you care to explain how you came about hearing other women make groaning noises ?........... :hmm

North_Boy1 wrote:

Beesting wrote:

Ya I do and its not like men make groaning noises like I've heard some women make...or do you?...thus making it even harder for men to fake it

Hi Bee, Would you care to explain how you came about hearing other women make groaning noises ?........... :hmm

:haha excellent question,unless bee likes to share or she batting for the other side

Well the chick next door is very noisy

...very very noisy

djeasye wrote:

tiny wrote:

Having a strong erection and not being able to ejaculate is something that wont normally bother the ladies,because you can go at it for hours(wanna-be pornstar) and make her ejaculate quite a few times.Ejaculating problems are 80% psychological if you are not juicing.Or you can even try to fake an orgasm :hmm.Have it checked out anyway.

how do u suggest that men fake orgasms??? do it from behind pull out and spit on her back???

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

jackrabbit1 wrote:

djeasye wrote:

tiny wrote:

Having a strong erection and not being able to ejaculate is something that wont normally bother the ladies,because you can go at it for hours(wanna-be pornstar) and make her ejaculate quite a few times.Ejaculating problems are 80% psychological if you are not juicing.Or you can even try to fake an orgasm :hmm.Have it checked out anyway.

how do u suggest that men fake orgasms??? do it from behind pull out and spit on her back???

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

You are watching way too many pornos lol

b whahahahha

My wife asked me "how come we don't make love like they do in the films"? So I bent her over the table, fucked her up the arse and came in her face. Turns out we don't watch the same films.

Sorry about that one, but following Tiny's remark I just had to post it.

North_Boy1 wrote:

My wife asked me "how come we don't make love like they do in the films"? So I bent her over the table, fucked her up the arse and came in her face. Turns out we don't watch the same films.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You lot are cracking me up today!

allo23 wrote:

No problem urinating or constantly going to the toilet but I have been getting pains in my ball that drives me up the wall. Wife suggested that I might have an infection

Bro I've had a ball infection. Fuck, trust me, if it's an infection you'll know!!! I woke up feeling fine, sat up, took the first step, and BAM! Terribly painfull, couldn't walk or move. Uncomfortable the whole day, couldn't sit properly. Not fun...

North_Boy1 wrote:

My wife asked me "how come we don't make love like they do in the films"? So I bent her over the table, fucked her up the arse and came in her face. Turns out we don't watch the same films.

:haha :haha :haha :haha

North_Boy1 wrote:

My wife asked me "how come we don't make love like they do in the films"? So I bent her over the table, fucked her up the arse and came in her face. Turns out we don't watch the same films.

thats hilarious

North_Boy1 wrote:

My wife asked me "how come we don't make love like they do in the films"? So I bent her over the table, fucked her up the arse and came in her face. Turns out we don't watch the same films.

BWHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHA