Posts/ Questions that make you shake your head...

Okay, so we have ALL been at the newb stage at one time or another. I myself am still very much a newb to the lifestyle of AAS, but jeez - some of the questions that we see on this forum?!

What are the most ridiculous/funny/scary posts that you have seen THAT JUST MAKE YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD?!

Ill go first:

"Hey guys, Im 18. All my friends are taking dbol and they told me it was okay - can i take it too?"

"Hi guys, Im going to be doing my 1st cycle, and I want to do it safe...so I'll be doing an oral only cycle - what do you suggest?" (lol! that was my 1st post on this forum!) :laugh:

from Bunny :



methandienone=clomid ? isnt this used at the beginning of a cycle?

"I heard from this guy at my gym...."

''so ive just bought a whole lot of....''

why would you buy something before you know what it is.
And those oral only ones kill me

HI guys i bought a bottle of synthol from this guy at my gym,the bottle is plastic and looks dodgy but he said its what the pros use,i just want to know how much i should be injecting

"I have a half bottle of cyp, three 1ml amps of sust and 13 dbol tabs, can someone help me put a cycle together out of this?" :whistle:

Once this kid at gym was telling me the secret to getting big lies within deca and that its the safest steroid cause they can use it on babies and its made in a pharma lab,he says its so safe and good that no pct is required cause its not harsh on your liver :laugh:
i asked him what he thinks of growtgh hormone and he started telling me about his friend of a friend who grew a third leg cause of it

haha chem thats just insane, had this one at a new supp shop in CPT selling PH's over the counter-

me-"aren't these illegal?"
him-"no dude they are only prohormones, you can take them for 8 weeks no liver support or P'T'C needed."

I still get some people telling me to drink raw eggs :sick: instead of protein shakes. It s cheaper

"I've got all this juice - now what do I do with it?"


DRINK IT YOU DOOS... :blink:

You get these guys that joined 1 july. Ask a few questions etc. Then by the 3rd july he is dishing out advise as to how and what you must use, like his got years of experience!

*Do i need to train when i use this stuff or can I like jus walk around the block at nite?*

*Will this make my penis smaller?*
And the best one of all:
*Do u use steroids?*

*Do u work out?* no fuck head,i jus jerk off ALOT!!!
Regards

"Hey your face and neck have thickened up all of a sudden what have you been doing?"

Um I've been exercising my next at gym mom and it's grown as well.

hahahahah water retention.Test

The classic one “where can I buy steroids”

@ CHAPEL - I think I know exactly where you're talking about...E N? pretty damn bizzare!

ya dude that's the place ha ha.. and they are central to nearly every major high school in cpt, should be interesting to see what happens.

- I'm quite an experienced user, I have done 4/5 cycles now, however what is PCT ?

- Experienced user (I mean this guy is massive) me: so you stopping early and going straight into PCT ? him: You mean with HCG ? me: No I mean with a SERM like Clomid/Nolva him: No need, my nipples are not sensative, me: ok

- Never take winstrol on a cycle it makes you soo small, I took it once I just waisted my cycle because of it

- Is it really true if I 'spot inject' steroids into my 'penis' it will make it bigger ?

- Steroids make your dick small - (I don't even comment anymore on that one)

- Just finished a cycle of anapolon and anadrol (thinks to myself, it's the same compound, what a total reject)

- I having some sensativity to anything highly androgenic so I speak to a former Mr SA and ask him what he recommends, he says take umm (thinks for a bit) umm Tren, it's hard to come by but its pretty safe... *bangs head on desk*

00pump wrote: -
- Just finished a cycle of anapolon and anadrol (thinks to myself, it's the same compound, what a total reject)

:pinch:

"why do you weight train, why don't you do cardio and starve yourself like other girls"...I get that a lot