12000 Cal pd...OMG !!! Sorry article in Afrikaans

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’n Oorgewig Amerikaanse vrou se groot wens is om die wêreld se vetste vrou te wees en sy het al ver met die wêreldrekordpoging gevorder.

Me. Donna Simpson (42) van Old Bridge in New Jersey weeg 273kg, en volgens Daily Mail wil sy binne twee jaar haar 450kg-doelgewig haal. Volgens nineMSN hou Simpson die Guinness-wêreldrekord vir die vetste ma. Toe sy in 2007 241kg geweeg het, is haar dogter, Jacque­line, gebore.

“Ek sal graag 450kg wou weeg,” het sy gesê. Sy sê sy hardloop gereeld agter haar dogter aan en dít maak dit moeilik om gewig aan te sit.

East Coast Radio berig Simpson, wat gou moeg raak as sy loop en gevolglik met ’n bromponie oor die weg kom, eet baie gemorskos en probeer so min as moontlik beweeg sodat sy nie baie kalorieë verbrand nie.

Sy is mal oor soesji.

“Ek kan 70 groot stukke op een slag eet.”

Haar weeklikse kosrekening is blykbaar sowat R5 542 en volgens East Coast Radio verdien sy geld deur op ’n webblad te verskyn waar mense betaal om haar te sien eet.

“Ek is lief vir eet en hou daarvan as mense kyk hoe ek eet. Dit maak my gelukkig en ek maak niemand seer nie.”

Simpson sal elke dag 12 000 kalorieë moet eet om genoeg gewig aan te sit om haar doel te bereik. Vroue word aangeraai om daagliks net sowat 2000 kalorieë te eet.

As sy haar doel bereik, sal sy 95kg minder weeg as me. Carol Yager, die swaarste vrou wat tot nog toe in die geskiedenis opgeteken is. Yager (34), ook ’n Amerikaner, het in 1994 gesterf weens nierversaking.

Sy het 545 kg geweeg. Haar oorgewig het tot haar dood bygedra.

Simpson sal dan ook meer weeg as wyle mnr. Gordon Hartley (440kg) van Boksburg, die swaarste Suid-Afrikaner tot nog toe.


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Here is the english version (well sort of), with much thanks to google translate:

an overweight American woman's desire is to make the world's Hottest woman and she was already far advanced with the wêreldrekordpoging.

Me. Donna Simpson (42) of Old Bridge in New Jersey weighs 273kg, and according to Daily Mail she would within two years of her 450kg-doelgewig pick. According to MSN keep the Simpson-Guinness world record for the Hottest ma. When she weighed 241kg in 2007, was her daughter, Jacqueline, was born.

"I will gladly would weigh 450kg," she said. She says she often ran behind her daughter and this makes it difficult to weight, too.

East Coast Radio reported Simpson, who soon becomes tired as she walks and consequently with a scooter on the road come to eat much junk food and try as few moves that not many calories are burnt.

She is crazy about soesji.

"I have 70 large pieces of food at one time."

Her weekly kosrekening is apparently about R5 542 and by East Coast Radio earned his money through a website where people appear to pay to see her eat.

"I love food and love it when people watch me eat. It makes me happy and I do not hurt nobody. "

Simpson will be 12 000 daily calories should eat enough weight to proceed to its goal. Women are advised to only about 2000 daily calories to eat.

If she reaches her goal, she will weigh 95kg less than me. Carol Yager, the heaviest woman who has so far recorded in history is. Yager (34), also an American, had died in 1994 due to kidney failure.

She weighed 545 kg. Her obesity has contributed to her death.

Simpson will also weigh more than the late Mr.. Gordon Hartley (440kg) of Boksburg, the South African heaviest so far.

WHAHAHAHAAAAA....World's hottest woman?......LMAO......HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :laugh:

Google translate reckons fattest = hottest .... me thinks not @ 400 odd kgs

DJ bud, do a diet for that one .... 12 000 cals

We would offer anabolics, but they don't make needles long enough for intramuscular shots ....

I think google just likes to make ppl feel better about themselves :silly:

now I believe I've heard it all :ohmy:
what a stupid biatch...

12540 calories a day would be roughly

18full eggs + 29 egg whites
1.05kgs of whey a day
1.3kgs of chicken
1.2kgs of lean beef mince
580g of peanut butter
75mls of olive oil
and 200g of almonds.
roughly
1650g protein
191g of carbs
660g of fat...
thats just the keto version of 12 500cals a day.

LSJ will be a richman, he might have to push up the price of whey

Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Shame on her.

I believe its a sin to live like that.

Its the same as drinking alcohol and doing drugs all day every day for as long as you can, "because it makes you happy and it hurts nobody"

Sorry double post, not my fault

and there are starving kids in africa and people looking like that... hmmmm not right...

Well it seems like she is happy the way she is even though I don't believe that for a second, there are underlying reasons when it comes to things like that and food is just her escape from the world just like any other addiction. It's sad though to watch ppl destroy themselves but sometimes you just feel as though you have lost all hope and there is no going back. Hopefully she will realise and decide to do something as there are many stories just like her's

THe worst part is she has a live video feed and people pay to watch her eat. WTF is wrong with the world.

But thanks for the transaltion @Sting-World's Hottest Women You're going need a whole lot of baking soda for this one

lol, don't look at me

Yohimbe wrote:

live video "feed"

HAHA pardon the pun or what...

BB_guy wrote:

Yohimbe wrote:

live video "feed"

HAHA pardon the pun or what...

Exactly what I was going for. Ok, not really, but now you point it out, it's a pretty good pun-damn I'm witty