Dont be that guy...

Ok,I figured I'd start this thread cause Im at the gym a good amount of time, like most here I assume. And in every gym\health club there are those guys/chicks that just make things difficult.
Ill start it off, but this is a community effort to inform visitors and members of the little curtiousies of the gym.Please help me list infractions.

WILL CALL THIS THREAD: DONT BE THAT GUY

1)The open mouth breather with halitosis.
We all get winded and have to breath out are mouth to get more oxygen,remember to brush your teeth.

2)The can I get a spot guy.
You see him out the corner of your eye and you know what he's going to ask.So being polite you agree and all momentum of your workout is gone.

3)The heavy sweater
Hey we all sweat, I for one sweat ALOT, but after using a piece of equipment wipe it down. I hate to see a sweaty ass imprint on the equipment im about to use.

There are many more,lets see how many we can list.

4)"forget to put your weights away guy"
You so poked from doing leg press that u to lazy to place the weights back where you found them...

5)Mr convo guy
When you arrive at gym you see this bastard and you know he will come speak to you about stupid stuff, slows your progress up big time...instead of being at gym for an hour its been 1hr 30min already.

6)dumb asses
these are the people who cant park like the rest in parking bays at the gyms and park all over the place just to be near the entrance,you go to gym what does an extra 50m do to you,would do you just good...

7) Mr nude
The guy that hovers around the change room talking to his buddies naked for like half an hour. WTF

.R look at me
I'm sure we've got some of these on the forum.
The guys that throw their "heavy" weights down after a set making a moerse noise.
Always seem to be the huge guys, theuy also never put away their weights

HAHAHAHA @ 2:45

Mr overly dressed guy

The dudes that come to gym, and trains, with shades designer clothes, hair dik geplak with gel etc

9) The Squatters
The guys who do all there bicep work at the squat equipment.
I especially enjoy it when they do like 30kg arm curls with the barbell when they have 8kg to 50kg staight bars for biceps.

Jupiter wrote:

dis moer snaaks, hier is so baie sulke ouens in sa.

tbone wrote:

7) Mr nude
The guy that hovers around the change room talking to his buddies naked for like half an hour. WTF

Agreed, especially when he HAS to stand with one foot on the bench... Then goes to shave... Then sees another buddy (foot on bench again) :X

10) Tag team...
One guy bench presses and the other spots him (read "spots" as bent-over row) and they BOTH go until failure, or until everybody runs to assist...

11) Wrist straps and training legs man.
Nothing gets to me more when some1 puts his straps on and is training legs...i mean come on man what the hell...

O ja...
12) Mr Cable guy
Does entire full-body workout on the cables for +- 45mins...

13) Mr Hog
Sits on machine and day dreams OR even worse talks on his cell-phone even when he can see people waiting for his machine!!!!

14) Mr know it all, the fucker that stops you in the middel of you set to tel you that you are training wrong and then shows you how to do it his shitty way and then the doos is half your size or 300 years old.

This point was sort of covered, but the asian guy with a tiny dick, wandering around starkers in the change room for an hour and then dries his balls with the hair dryer. There seems to be one in every gym.

Yohimbe wrote:

This point was sort of covered, but the asian guy with a tiny dick, wandering around starkers in the change room for an hour and then dries his balls with the hair dryer. There seems to be one in every gym.

Lol, is this true that men dry their balls with a hair dryer, well some at least?

Yes, either the hair dryer or,
they drip dry with one foot on the bench.... :S

oh my word, this is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while

15) Mr No-Share
If you see a guy using a machine/weights and he rests between sets, but if you ask him if you can use the machine/weights with him, he responds #$%& OFF!!

This has happened to me, but usually people are willing to let you use the machine in between their sets....

Nice try!

N3rd wrote:

15) Mr No-Share
If you see a guy using a machine/weights and he rests between sets, but if you ask him if you can use the machine/weights with him, he responds #$%& OFF!!

This has happened to me, but usually people are willing to let you use the machine in between their sets....

i dont mind sharing the machines in off season but when time comes for propper competition training and preppimg the mind is focused and this will side track my whole session as it's sure to break up my rythem...but id gladly make a point of finishing up as quick as i can for the guy waiting.

16) The watermelon carrier-walks around like he's got a watermelon under each arm pit.
Usually is in conjunction with a carrot up the arse walk

Yohimbe wrote:

16) The watermelon carrier-walks around like he's got a watermelon under each arm pit.
Usually is in conjunction with a carrot up the arse walk

BWAHAHAHAH

DON'T be THAT guy...

(Best part is when he checks out your bicep, then looks at his, classic)

N3rd wrote:

Yohimbe wrote:

16) The watermelon carrier-walks around like he's got a watermelon under each arm pit.
Usually is in conjunction with a carrot up the arse walk

BWAHAHAHAH

DON'T be THAT guy...

(Best part is when he checks out your bicep, then looks at his, classic)

LOL.
Worst is I know one of these clowns who wanders around the gym like that with the "maak my lyk sterk hempie" that he buys in the kiddies section at Edgars and outside the gym he's a nice down to earth guy, put him in the VA-transforms into a turd

that leaves his underpants hanging on the hook above the changeroom bench where others have to change...especially if they have skid marks.....


that person that starts a set on the squat equipment, forces someone else to start a set on a substitution excercise, and then stops after one or two sets...... :S