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10 Feb 2010 15:46 #35806
by North_Boy1
If everybody does it, is it still cheating?
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1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x
100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
ôerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x
100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875
ôerabyte/sec
This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5
terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!
The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets
through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!
If everybody does it, is it still cheating?
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10 Feb 2010 15:55 #35809
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"Whether You Think You Can or Can't, You're Right"--Henry Ford
Replied by 00pump on topic IT geek biology
lol!!!
guys put up your firewalls asap! start putting ACL's on your border routers
guys put up your firewalls asap! start putting ACL's on your border routers
"Whether You Think You Can or Can't, You're Right"--Henry Ford
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10 Feb 2010 18:08 #35818
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The smart hacker chooses his hosts carefully. The tonsils have no firewall :laugh:
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11 Feb 2010 10:29 #35922
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If everybody does it, is it still cheating?
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Yohimbe wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !!!! Very true, you're too clever Yohimbe. Nice thought though......
The smart hacker chooses his hosts carefully. The tonsils have no firewall :laugh:
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !!!! Very true, you're too clever Yohimbe. Nice thought though......
If everybody does it, is it still cheating?
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