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17 Dec 2009 14:15 #31345
by BB_guy
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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Someone emailed this to me. Thought I would share it. True story
Master Card Wedding
This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
With a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.
So, taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo
of his bride having sex with the best man. :woohoo:
The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells!
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodation in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless!
There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl
Of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
What you do today,
Might burn your ass tomorrow......'
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (File Removed)
Master Card Wedding
This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
With a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.
So, taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy photo
of his bride having sex with the best man. :woohoo:
The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have cancelled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells!
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodation in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless!
There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl
Of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
What you do today,
Might burn your ass tomorrow......'
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (File Removed)
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17 Dec 2009 14:26 #31347
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! thats awesome :laugh:
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17 Dec 2009 18:16 #31366
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The dudes a legend-imagine holding it in and pretending everything was fine for a couple of weeks. And he probably had to shag her in that time as well, all without a word. The ultimate f%ck you.
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17 Dec 2009 18:20 #31369
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AHHAAHHAAHAH - im still laughing about that everytime i think of it.....Classic. :laugh:
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17 Dec 2009 21:07 #31384
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"The only trophy we won this day, was the blood and sweat we left on the pitch.... and it was enough" ..Unknown
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Too bad but its fake:
urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/mastercard_wed.htm
urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/mastercard_wed.htm
"The only trophy we won this day, was the blood and sweat we left on the pitch.... and it was enough" ..Unknown
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17 Dec 2009 21:13 #31388
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My new fucken hero!
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17 Dec 2009 21:22 #31389
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Gravity wrote:
Don't spoil this for us goddamit. He's a hero
Too bad but its fake:
urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex/a/mastercard_wed.htm
Don't spoil this for us goddamit. He's a hero
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17 Dec 2009 22:16 #31392
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BASTARD...
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