Flatulence

Hi Guys,
Sorry for the gory topic, but I need help with a quite embarrasing situation. Since I started with my diet 12 weeks ago I just can't seem to stop farting. I suppose it's from all the protein I've been taking i.e.Whey Protein, Egg whites, Tuna, Chicken breasts, Fish, ect. In three weeks I tried the following: Took Bicarbonate of Soda for 2 days - no result, took a course of 10 pills Spasmo capsules - no result, took a course of 25 pills Pankreoflat - no result.
Anyone that has experienced extreme flatulence please help with medication suggestions.
Regards.
NB1:blush:

almal kak maar so winde,ds soos jy se die eier witte "whey" etc, ek dink nie daar is iets wat jy kan doen nie,jy kan wel as jy tussen mense is hom deur die sif probeer stoot sodat niemand hoor nie, en dan net "deoderant" byderhand hou.

:laugh: :silly:

I have the same issue as NB1
Any advice guys????

I usually just let rip, my gf has gotten use to it by now.. normally close the car windows to suffocate hey... lol

Haha theres not much you can do about it guys, just remember that if you not farting you not bulking hahaha.

I had the same issue but eventually it stopped, I guess my body got used to the way i eat.

There has to be something a person can take for it. Fuckit man, sometimes I fart so intensely I get dizzy from it!

go and get yourself some charcole tabs and try those,the charcole absorbs all the smell so u might still fart but it wont be that rancid smell u are used to

i don't mind the smell... my wife has the issue with it...lmao

Dj,
So all the okes at work will think they're at a braai the whole day?

yea it could be cheaper to chew on a briquette

The farting is a result of diet change. They do say that Gln is supposed to help the system during these periods, though I can't say it helped me.. It'll, um, pass with time.

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

:haha

I also suffer from flatulence big time. Every person is different. What makes me fart is dairy, and brocolli (smells like sulpher) especially when on diet. There is something I use that improves the situation. Big pharmacies sell Digestive Enzyme capsules. They contain protease, amylase, lactase, lipase and other extracts that helps to digest protein, lactose, fats and fibre, like in brocolli, as well. Take one with every meal. It can almost guarantee you it will make a difference, and it is all natural!
Just ask the pharmacy for the best one which should contain all of the above and more.

I swear protein makes the smelliest ones for me. My girlfriend was shocked when i farted the first time in her company (suppose me laughing after it didn't help). If people smell them and complain i always tell them "Hey you will get big too if you just smell them" lol

Hi guys, was in the US a while back and saw a add - cant find the damn thing anywhere but here is the BOTTOM line :woohoo:

It is a fart pad - seriously.... Google it if you dont believe me so there might be your answer

A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...

jo1 wrote:

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

The Afrikaans version...

Om te poep is nie sonde nie.....

O gonna, ek hoop dis die einde van die kerk
Ek kan nie meer sit nie, my maag wil werk
Die dominee praat lank en die son sit laag
Die vreeslikste pyne kruip rond in my maag

Eers word ek warm, en dan weer koud
Nog nooit in my lewe was ek so benoud
Dominee, Dominee praat tog klaar
My rug trek krom, die gort is gaar.

Dit knal en dit kraak en my derms kreun.....
Toe los ek 'n poep wat die gallery laat dreun!
Die mense kyk om en ek bloos bloedrooi
Die skaamste van almal was Sannie, my nooi.

Die dominee bly stil, sy oë omgedop
Die vrou reg agter se hoed sit skeef op haar kop
Kort agter die hakke van die bulderende klank
Volg die gemeente se reaksie op die vreeslike stank....

Party begin te hoes en ander te proes
Ander weer waai met sakdoeke woes
My oë traan, my kop die sak
Toe kom die vrees dat ek in my broek sal kak

Sowaar as wragtig, net die volgende keer
Is dit toe presies wat moes gebeur
Ek dag dis 'n poep want die drukking is kwaai
Te laat besef ek dis 'n ander lawaai.....

Geskok na die gerommel soos 'n donderstorm
Kom ek agter die poep het 'n knopperige vorm
Die dominee bly stil en gluur my aan
'n ouderling begin woedend sy weg na my baan.

Ek spring met mening op om te hol
Maar word teruggetrek deur 'n tien pond drol
Die ouderling kom nader, sy arms bak
Ek skrik so groot dat ek 'n nog groter bol kak

My broek is nat en die pype staat wyd
so het ek laas myself as kind beskyt!
Die ouderling gryp my, ek kan nie beweeg
Toe maak ek vir "spite" die res op hom leeg

Nou is hy woedend en soos 'n bees so sterk
Hy "free-wheel" my kop tussen my bene uit die kerk
My sinne word dof van die walglike reuk
Die "cheek" om my kop tussen my bene te steek!

My maag is so seer, my bene die knak
Al wat ek voel is die groot bol kak
Die ouderling steun en druk aan die bol
Hy druk die ding amper terug in my hol

Buite los hy my en storm na binne
Stadig herstel ek van my bedwelmde sinne
Die ding wat my sedertdien nog altyd verstom
Is hoe het ek die Sondag by die huis gekom

Een ding het ek van kerkgang geleer-
As jou maag wil werk, sit naby die deur
En as jou derms begin draai en jou poepol blom
Sorg dat jy vinnig, ja vnnig, by die kakhuis kom!

A G Visser

dis die voken beste 1!!!!!

:clapclap :rotfl :bow :haha